Friday, December 09, 2005
Utopia
First and foremost, Unicorns are not manly....I know this to be true. It seems to me that Unicorns are making a comeback. Not physically, but I mean they are coming up frequently lately in conversation. I don't know why this is, but everytime it does it gives me a little chuckle. I mean, they are a beautiful animal, graceful, and pure, but honestly, when one stops to think about the impact that it would have had on the world had they not disappeard it is mind-boggling.1) Little rich girls would own a unicorn instead of a pony....making they the envy of even more girls who already hate them.
2) U2 would probably have written the song "Whose Gonna Ride Your Wild Unicorns?"
3) Many injuries in rodeos due to the giant horn sticking out of the Unicorns head.
4) Many of the amazing movies that feature Unicorns would not be nearly as cool or fantisy like with a normal animal in it (ex. The Last Unicorn)
5) Websites such as Geoff's Unicorn Page 2
OK, well maybe the world wouldnt be that differnet...but the dorkiness would sure go done a notch if fantisy people did not have their favourite animal to worship. I love you Unicorns...I love you.
link | N Shurr posted at 9:04 AM |
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